vehicle dummy?

man.. i know i'm not an expert driving an impressive machine that brings people to places.. but seriously.. i dun understand why is she so darn uptight about some things...

it's not as if i'm asking to take the wheels on my own or what.. but she simply takes everything so extremely personally that it can get really unbearable at times...

scenario 1 of the day:

she says: now go...
my reaction: *pause* didn't accelerate and stopped
she says: aiyah now don't go, got bicycle
i say: yah i saw it...

... to be continued...

scenario 2 of the day:

vehicle parked literally in the middle of the lot...
she says: shift leftward since it's a cornered lot
i say: actually ok lah.. enough space both sides
she says: just shift more, so the next car's door further away, won't hit us...
i say: ok
my reaction: move out, reposition reverse...
she simultaneously says: turn left more, more... aiyah.. i say more.. now right.. right...
i say: ok already what... very straight already..
she says: why can't you just turn when i say turn
i say: cos when i'm steering, i go by my own judgement..
(naturally i don't steer the wheel by "commands")
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she says: like just now, i ask you to go you don't go
i say: cos i saw the bicycle
she says: how could you have seen it, my angle definately made me see it first
i say: well, i saw it when it was already my left front what..
she says: don't understand why i must be so "cannot be told what to do"
i say: ok, maybe you can logically see it first, but i noticed it first..
her reaction: that "you are impossible and ridiculous expression"

i mean seriously.. what does she want with me... please lah.. give me a break... in anything and everything... must only "do as you are told actions" be acceptable ones?? and who's the one with the super ego who can't err??

scenario 3 of the day:

i picked up the phone and dialed a number... the line was ringing..
she picked up the other headset to say "i'm using the phone"
the line was picked up = line got through while we were holding the 2 handsets simultaneously..
i say: i dialled already... it's mine
she says: i called first lah
then i put the phone down
(bearing in mind i heard who answered the phone on the other end knowing it was the call i made)
all these over the phone handset..
i mean please lah...

speechless...